101 Reasons to Stay Single Benefits of Bachelorism. I hate valentine day. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. It's your life. Live it however you want to live it.